Dilbert1999

Pointy-Haired Boss:
Perhaps we need further research?

Dilbert:
Yes!

Pointy-Haired Boss:
Perhaps further study?

Dilbert:
Yes!

Pointy-Haired Boss:
Who's got time for that, you prig? No, we need to create some favorable facts first.

Dilbert:
Favorable facts?

Pointy-Haired Boss:
Yes. Favorable facts. The other kind are worthless.

Wally:
We could flip a coin.

Pointy-Haired Boss:
No, too risky.

Loud Howard:
We could test humans. That's always fun.

Asok:
What about monkeys? Or rabbits, or puppies? We've had some success hurting them in the past, haven't we?

Alice:
Dilbert could do some tests on mice. Mice are full of favorable facts.

Pointy-Haired Boss:
Very good. Mice it is.

Dilbert:
This is ridiculous, but at least that's vaguely scientific. I'll need a budget to get some mice.

Pointy-Haired Boss:
We're not PAYING for mice. Good God man the streets are full of them!