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Dilbert is an American comic strip written and illustrated by Scott Adams, first published on April 16, 1989. The strip is known for its satirical office humor about a white-collar, micromanaged office featuring engineer Dilbert as the title charact… more »



Alice:
A gift certificate is completely different from cash.

Dilbert:
No, it's not. They're both pieces of paper you can exchange for goods and services.

Alice:
You're missing the point.

Dilbert:
Actually, a gift certificate is worse than cash, because you can only use it in one place.

Wally:
And it expires.

Alice:
At least it shows some thought.

Dilbert:
It shows defective thought. You're trading perfectly good money for something that does the same thing, only not as well.

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