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Dilbert is an American comic strip written and illustrated by Scott Adams, first published on April 16, 1989. The strip is known for its satirical office humor about a white-collar, micromanaged office featuring engineer Dilbert as the title charact… more »



Wally:
Let's see, we're here.

Wally:
We are?

Dilbert:
Aren't we?

Dilbert:
I suppose.

Wally:
I could be wrong.

Asok:
If we're not here, then were are we?

Wally:
And if we are here [pointing to mall map] , were is here?

Dilbert:
Isn't here [pointing at mall map] there?

Asok:
I would think here [pointing to ground] is here.

Wally:
You would.

Dilbert:
Here's there [pointing at mall map] .

Wally:
There's here.

Dogbert:
sigh

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