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The story involves a trio of teenagers, named Timmy (Omri Katz), Jamie (Tiffanie Poston), and Mick (Shawn Hoffman), who enjoy watching their favorite TV show which features anthropomorphic dinosaurs. Wanting to watch it on a better screen, Timmy, th… more »



Film Announcer:
The Pangea Department of the Navy presents an instructional film on naval hygiene: "Cankers Aweigh!" or "Down Periscope."

Captain in Film:
Hey sailor! Going ashore?

Sailor in Film:
Oh, you betcha, sir! I'm gonna hit one of the local dance halls. I hear the native girls do the hoochie-coochie something wild!

Captain in Film:
Come about there, swabbie! Don't you know those waltzing Matildas can give you a mating dance related injury?

Sailor in Film:
Nah, that would never happen to me. That would happen to the other guy!

Captain in Film:
That's where you're wrong, sailor. Mating dance related injuries have reached epidemic proportions, and YOU could be next!

Sailor in Film:
This is valuable information. Tell me more!

Captain in Film:
Well we all know that the mating dance is most appropriate within the confines of a loving monogamous relationship, preferably marriage. But if you are going to dance with a stranger, always use protective footwear!

Sailor in Film:
Oh, come on, Captain! I don't have to worry. Nothing's going to happen to me.

Captain in Film:
That's what Ensign Doyle thought. Hey Doyle! C'mere! Show this fellow what a mating dance related injury looks like if left untreated!

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