Dinosaurs1991

Officer Bettleheim:
License please.

[Earl shows him]

Officer Bettleheim:
Not your driver's license, your parent's license. I'm with the Parent Patrol, and you're in a lot of trouble, Mister.

Fran Sinclair:
Well, Earl, see what happens when you lose your temper?

Earl Sinclair:
Oh please. He's just the Parent Patrol, it's not like he's the real police.

Officer Bettleheim:
Beg your pardon?

Earl Sinclair:
Oh nothing. So what's the problem, Officer, did I stop in a No Diapering zone?

Officer Bettleheim:
Parent Code Section 7, Paragraph 3, a crying child must be handled with sympathy and patience. You were screaming at the boy, Mr. Sinclair. I'm giving you a citation, just like the real police.