Dinosaurs1991

Robbie:
[Robbie confronts Earl at the miniature golf course] I am fed up! I HAVE HAD IT! I can't take it anymore! There's bills... and... and the taxes... and the baby... and...

Roy Hess:
Maybe we should let the next foursome play through.

Earl:
[Robbie is crying] There, there, son. I know exactly what you're trying to say. You have had a rough time being supreme male, what with the job and the household and the responsibilities way past your years.

Robbie:
And the baby... hit me on the head... with a big heavy...

Earl:
Round thing, yeah. And you want me to take over again as head of the household so you can go back to being the carefree teenager again. Is that right?

Robbie:
Yes, Daddy.

Earl:
Well forget it! Now get off my lane, I'm putting for birdie.

Robbie:
But you have to take over!

Earl:
Not a chance! I'm having the time of my life and nothing's gonna make me give it up.

P.A. Announcer:
Earl Sinclair, more bad news. Your wife's here.

Roy Hess:
Gee, this really is a family fun center.