Dinosaurs1991

Earl Sinclair:
[presenting the toy car wrapped in paper] Son, this present is for good little boys, you can have it, as long as you promise to be good.

Baby Sinclair:
[Faking Innocence] I'll be good... I promise.

[a golden halo appears on top of baby's head and a twinkle happens in his eye]

Fran Sinclair:
It's not right, Earl, bribing a child to behave!

Earl Sinclair:
...and if it works?

Fran Sinclair:
It's a short sighted, stop gap, quick fix solution...

Earl Sinclair:
You don't have to sell me on it.

[Fran grunts irritably]

Earl Sinclair:
Look son, a CAR!

Baby Sinclair:
[Excited] A car, oh boy!

Robbie Sinclair:
Gee Dad, you never bribed me with anything neat like that.

Earl Sinclair:
You were never rotten enough to deserve it.