Dog Bites Man

     

Dog Bites Man2006

Dog Bites Man was a partially improvised comedy television show on Comedy Central that aired in summer 2006. It began airing on The Comedy Channel in Australia in June 2007. The series was produced by DreamWorks Television. more »


Alan Finger:
Hey Marty, wanna hear a joke?

Marty Shonson:
Well sure, go ahead!

Alan Finger:
Knock knock.

Marty Shonson:
Who's there?

Alan Finger:
Me.

Marty Shonson:
Me who?

Alan Finger:
Me-Hoo is the town where my father was killed in 'Nam.

Marty Shonson:
[Marty laughs hysterically while Alan remains dead serious] I'm sorry, I thought you said it was a joke.

Alan Finger:
Yeah, I forgot it wasn't

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