Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible

     

Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible2001

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible is a British comedy-horror anthology series created by Graham Duff, who co-wrote the series with Steve Coogan. BBC Two broadcast the series in 2001. Dr Terrible's House of Horrible spoofs the British horror films of A… more »


Captain Tobias Slater:
Oh Lord, I beseech thee to look kindly upon your most humble servant, Captain Tobias Slater - Witch Locator, as I dunk women in ponds. Forever and ever. Amen.

Charlotte:
Oh, Mr Norden, you know me, you know I'm no witch.

Norden:
There's a test.

Captain Tobias Slater:
We've got this ducking stool.

Norden:
Aye. See, if yer float...

Captain Tobias Slater:
No-no-no-no-no-no-no. If you drown... No, hang on. If you float, you're a witch.

Norden:
And then we burn yer.

Captain Tobias Slater:
But if you drown, you're not a witch.

Charlotte:
But if I drown, I'll die.

Captain Tobias Slater:
It's a small price to pay.

Norden:
And we've got this ducking stool.

Charlotte:
But I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't. That doesn't make any sense.

Captain Tobias Slater:
Yes... But we've got this ducking stool.

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