Dracula: The Series1990

Alexander Lucard:
Why, Maximillian, visiting hours aren't for another two hours... when your uncle has become a full-blooded vampire.

Max Townsend:
Uncle Gustav?

Alexander Lucard:
Klaus, I'm on the last page, would you mind killing this little squirt for me?

Max Townsend:
You don't scare me, Lucard.

Klaus Helsing:
I'll hang him outside. Let the birds peck out his eyes, and the lizards chew on his toes.

Max Townsend:
Now this guy scares me.