Dragon Ball Z1996

Yajirobe:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. Ha ha. I beat you, dirtbag. I can see it now..."Earth's greatest threat brought down by Yajirobe." Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, yeah! Took him down. You should learn not to mess with the best. You can't handle it!

Vegeta:
What was that, tubby?

Yajirobe:
Uh... wait a minute... hey, hold on! I was... I was just kidding about the whole dirtbag thing. You really thought I was trying to hurt you, didn't you? Ha ha, that's funny. I was just messing around with you... [Vegeta kicks Yajirobe in the face, sending him sprawling in the air]

Yajirobe:
No, wait. Listen. I don't think you understand... [Vegeta punches Yajirobe through a boulder]

Yajirobe:
That hurt.