Dragon Ball Z1996

Goku:
My old master likes girly magazines. We'll get you some!

Gohan:
Oh boy! Uh, dad...

Supreme Kai:
Goku, please! How inappropriate!

Elder Kai:
Hmph! I have no need for such things... With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach!

Supreme Kai:
You call yourself a Kai?

Goku:
Hey, old man! How 'bout we get you a date with a real live Earth woman?

Elder Kai:
Is she a good kisser?

Goku:
Yeah, of course. [the Old Kai cackles]

Goku:
[to himself] What luck! This guy's just like Master Roshi!

Gohan:
Dad, are you nuts? How are you going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?

Goku:
Hey, don't worry. I can't go back to Earth, but YOU can. This is all too simple. You can handle it, son. It might require a little sacrifice, though. Can you get Videl to do it?

Gohan:
[outraged] DAD! I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to kiss that old relic!

Goku:
Okay, okay. Sheesh. Who else do we know...?