Pentagon Wars1998

Col. Robert Laurel Smith:
That's one hell of a cannon.

Jones:
That's the problem.

Col. Robert Laurel Smith:
What is?

Jones:
You go out on the battlefield with this pecker sticking out of your turret, and the enemy's going to unload on you with everything they got. Might as well put a big red bullseye on the side.

Col. Robert Laurel Smith:
But it's a troop carrier, not a tank.

Jones:
Do you want me to put a sign on it in fifty languages, "I am a troop carrier, not a tank. Please don't shoot at me?"