Drake & Josh

Drake & Josh2004

Drake & Josh is an American television sitcom created by Dan Schneider for Nickelodeon. The series follows stepbrothers Drake Parker (Drake Bell) and Josh Nichols (Josh Peck) as they live together despite having opposite personalities. The serie… more »



Scottie:
[after the band got arrested for having fake tickets to a concert] I'm telling you, the tickets aren't fake!

Drake Parker:
Are you sure?

Scottie:
Yeah, I mean I photocopied them myself!

Rina:
Scottie, you can't photocopy tickets!

Scottie:
Yes, you can. You just put the tickets on the glass and close the lid thingy. Any moron can do it!

Drake Parker:
No, Scottie, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!

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