Drawn Together2004

Wooldoor Sockbat:
[the housemates are role-playing, Wooldoor speaks to Xandir] "Now, you be the gay's dad".

Xandir:
"Oh, O.K". [deeper voice] "I love football!" [slaps Toot, who is Xandir's mother] .

Wooldoor Sockbat:
[points to Captain Hero] "And you be the gay".

Captain Hero:
[as Xandir's father] "I ain't gonna be no homo!".

Wooldoor Sockbat:
"Fine, you be Xandir's mum".

Captain Hero:
[as Xandir's mother in a higher voice] "Alright, I'm asking for this!" [slaps himself] .

Toot Braunstein:
[Angrily] "Then who the hell am I?".

Wooldoor Sockbat:
"You're the homo".

Toot Braunstein:
[wistfully] "Can I be the dad?".

Wooldoor Sockbat:
"Fine, you be Stan".

Xandir:
[confused] "Then who the hell am I?".

Toot Braunstein:
[angrily, as Xandir's father] "The queer!" [punches Captain Hero, who is Xandir's mother] .

Wooldoor Sockbat:
[disappointed] "I wanted to be the queer!".