Drawn Together

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Drawn Together is an American adult animated sitcom that ran on Comedy Central from October 27, 2004 to November 14, 2007. The series was created by Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein, and uses a sitcom format with a reality TV show setting. The show's… more »



[Wooldoor, Clara, Bob, and Larry are at a church, praying]

Larry the Tomato:
I'm sorry for thinking impure thoughts! [whips himself]

Bob the Cucumber:
I'm sorry for being so phallic! [whips himself]

Princess Clara:
I'm sorry for buying child slaves from Third World countries. [whips herself]

Chinese Boy:
[puts down his feather duster] Free!

Princess Clara:
I said I'm sorry, not stop dusting!

Wooldoor Sockbat:
I'm sorry I masturbated! [whips himself] Ow! And I'm sorry I helped people! [whips himself again] Ow! And I'm sorry I spied on Clara going potty every morning

Princess Clara:
What? That's disgusting!

Wooldoor Sockbat:
[smiles] Oh, you're one to talk, Princess Smell-Your-Wipes. [Clara whips him] Ow!

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