Dream On1990

Toby Pedalbee:
[Judith and Martin are discussing what to do about the joint found in their son Jeremy's bedroom, when Toby bursts in] 'Scuse me, I couldn't help but overhear.

Martin Tupper:
Maybe that's because you were listening on the intercom.

Toby Pedalbee:
Right, so I couldn't help but overhear. You want my advice? Buy the kid a pony... My friend Mary Elizabeth always wanted a pony, but her parents wouldn't spring for one. By the time she was sixteen, she was smokin' so much dope, Panama named a highway after her. They caught her in a hot Maserati, sent her up for a couple-a years. Now she's got a file with the FBI, and a tattoo on her butt that says, "Marge".