Drop the Dead Donkey1990

[first lines]

Damien Day:
[reporting from in front of large fires of seized drugs] and so after weeks of painstakingly searching this rugged area the size of Wales finally some kind of reward, as behind me the soldiers gather and burn huge piles of coco leaves and marijuana. The drug barons, themselves, may have escaped the net this time, but their evil wares have not. And, and I think, you'd better cut there. [next take] Behind me, smoke, soldiers burning drugs, there, soldiers, behind me, behind me, soldiers, rugged soldiers, the size of Wales, burning drugs, painstakingly. [next take] Behind me painstaking barons burning leave drug soldiers in huge piles of whale nets. All right, that's the one Gerry. Hey, let's go for a curry.