Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man

     

Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man2000

Director: Genndy Tartakovsky, Chris Savino
Genre: Animation, Comedy, Musical


Dr. Susan Fox:
Cornfed, I'm sensing that you have "issues".

Cornfed:
Oh, I have issues all right. Like that time he made me miss my mother's funeral so he could carterize his lucky goiter or that time he got drunk and gave my phone number out to all of those prostitutes or that time he sold all of my furniture to buy those Who's The Boss comemorative plates.

Duckman:
They were supposed to triple in value. DAMN YOU TO HELL TONY DANZA!

Dr. Susan Fox:
How does that make you feel, Duckman?

Duckman:
Like a bottle of open spit.

Cornfed:
You and what United States Peacekeeping force?

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