Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man2000

Eric Duckman:
Bunch of thin-skinned, no-humor pansies! You tell them an ice-breaker or two about prostitutes, gays, environmentalists, several minorities, the homeless, couple of religions, anorexics, obese people, the handicapped, old farts, baldness, and people who walk real goofy because they've just had a vasectomy, and suddenly, they get all sensitive, like I offended one of them or something!