Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man2000

Eric Duckman:
Mrs. Leibner, your husband was an honorable man, who always put his family first. Why, it was out of consideration for you that he concealed his rampant homosexuality.

[Mrs. Leibner gasps]

Eric Duckman:
In fact, the last thing he said to me was, "Duckman, don't tell my wife."

Bernice:
Duckman!

Eric Duckman:
What? It's true! He was protecting you. He was afraid you would think you drove him to it, but you didn't. He said he stopped caring about you 20 years before he even slept with a man.