Early Doors2003

Ken:
Anything else been happening lads?

Phil:
Well we had a drugs bust yesterday at Walton Avenue.

Ken:
Did ya?

Nige:
Oh, aye. Half five in the morning this was.

Phil:
We smashed the door down, dragged the fella out of bed, bundled him down to the lounge and read him the riot act while the plain clothes lads searched the place. We're at the sharp end, he's demanding a warrant, we're keeping him talking, the wife's going ballistic, plain clothes are rifling through the house, turning it upside down not having any joy. So the handler brings the sniffer dog in, lets that loose.

Ken:
And did it find out?

Phil:
Did it bollocks.

Nige:
We'd got the wrong house hadn't we?

Phil:
Well, there's a lot of Clark's in the phone book, Ken.