Elementary2012

Dr. Joan Watson:
The end of our companionship is actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

Sherlock Holmes:
Do tell.

Dr. Joan Watson:
Well, when I'm wrapping up with a client, I like to carry out exit protocols.

Sherlock Holmes:
Sounds ominous.

Dr. Joan Watson:
No, we just need to carve out a time to talk.

Sherlock Holmes:
It's time I told you, Watson. You place far too much emphasis on talking. Most of what we humans have to say to one another is communicated haptically. When I think of the many thousands of words that you yourself have wasted during your time here...

Dr. Joan Watson:
We'll go to dinner, we'll talk; verbally, haptically, whatever. I think the whole point is to reflect on your progress.

Sherlock Holmes:
Reflection is for mirrors. Can't you just hand me a report card?