Elementary2012

[first lines]

Sexy Woman #1:
You ready to get in on the act?

Sherlock Holmes:
I thought you'd never ask.

[the two ladies handcuff him to the chair... then turn off the music]

Sherlock Holmes:
What's this, intermission?

Sexy Woman #1:
No, this is the part where we take your stuff.

Sexy Woman #2:
We're robbing you.

Sherlock Holmes:
I don't suppose you could finish the show first?

Sexy Woman #1:
How much money do you keep in the house?

Sherlock Holmes:
I've never been robbed by people in their underwear before. Well, no, there was this one chap... but you two are much prettier.