Endeavour2012

Joan Thursday:
[to Morse] What happened to you, then?

DI Fred Thursday:
Not at tea, Joan, thank you.

Joan Thursday:
I was only asking.

DI Fred Thursday:
I know what you were only. There's one rule in this house...

Sam Thursday:
Where do we leave work?

Joan Thursday:
[sarcastically] On the hall stand, by the front door.

DI Fred Thursday:
Right.

Joan Thursday:
Hmph. What can we talk about, then? The weather?

Sam Thursday:
Yeah, "weather" you're too big for a spanking.

Joan Thursday:
I'd like to see you try.

Sam Thursday:
You wait till I'm back from the army.

DI Fred Thursday:
Word of advice, Morse: don't have children; they make you old before your time.