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Commander Tucker:
I'm getting punchy.

Dr. Phlox:
Why aren't you getting together with T'Pol to get your neural nodes stimulated? Too intimate?

Commander Tucker:
Nah, I don't have an hour a night to waste in T'Pol's quarters. Isn't there something else I could do.

Dr. Phlox:
There is Alderberan mud leeches.

Commander Tucker:
What the hell am I supposed to do with those?

Dr. Phlox:
Place one on your chest and one on your abdomen an hour before going to bed. Their secretions act as a natural sedative. Oh, uh, please be careful to sleep on your back. If you roll over, you might anger them.

Commander Tucker:
Maybe an hour a night with T'pol isn't so bad.