Enterprise2001

Commander Tucker:
Have you talked to Lorian yet? He's a good kid, maybe you should get to know him.

Subcommander T'Pol:
No, I haven't and he is not a kid, he's over 100 years old.

Commander Tucker:
[laughs] Only in the expanse could I have a kid three times my age. Who would have thought, you and me, huh? Lorian says we're going to be married in a traditional Vulcan ceremony. It's gonna take me weeks to learn to pronounce the vows. You know where we are going to have our honeymoon? Cargo Bay Three! He says, "I'll fill it up with sand that we dug up from a passing asteroid". I'm even supposed to, [laughs] manufacture a palm tree.

Subcommander T'Pol:
It's ridiculous to assume that those events are going to happen. Hand me the flux coupler.

Commander Tucker:
Aren't you at all curious about how you and I are supposed to end up together?

Subcommander T'Pol:
The fact that our counterparts marry doesn't mean we'll do the same.

Commander Tucker:
You're afraid to admit that under the right circumstances, you could have feelings for me. Maybe you have them already.

Subcommander T'Pol:
I should've known this was a mistake.

Commander Tucker:
What?

Subcommander T'Pol:
Exploring human sexuality with you. You're obviously unable to have a physical relaionship without developing an emotional attachment.

Commander Tucker:
You know, all the other women on board must have been taken, because I can't imagine any other reason why I would've married someone as stubborn as you.