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Dr. Phlox:
Lieutenant? Are you passing through or is there something I can help you with?

Lt. Reed:
Actually, there is something.

Dr. Phlox:
Yes?

Lt. Reed:
I assume I can depend on doctor-patient confidentiality?

Dr. Phlox:
This wouldn't have anything to do with gastrointestinal distress?

Lt. Reed:
Is it that obvious?

Dr. Phlox:
Not at all. There's a notation in your medical file. Something about, er, an unfortunate incident during zero-G training.

Lt. Reed:
The EV simulator at Lunaport. Or, as Starfleet trainees call it: the Vomitorium.