Enterprise2001

Dr. Phlox:
Humans are so unpredictable. Have you seen the quantities of food Crewman Namod consumes?

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
...Not really.

Dr. Phlox:
Have you smelled Ensign Socorro after she exercises?

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
Er...

Dr. Phlox:
She gives off a fragrance not unlike the adrenal gland of a Nausicaan. And, uh, Crewmen Bennett and Haynem over there, do you see them? If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate.

[Tucker tries to appear uninvolved]

Dr. Phlox:
Do you think they might let me watch?

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
It's good to see you're enjoying yourself.