Enterprise2001

[Reed is searching for a name for his security protocol, while Tucker is working on a design for Archer's chair]

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
Do you think a cup-holder's too much?

Lieutenant Malcolm Reed:
I beg your pardon?

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
For the Captain's chair. He just wanted the seat adjusted, but I figured, as long as I'm working on it...

Lieutenant Malcolm Reed:
Just what the Captain needs in a crisis - a place to rest his beverage.

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
I'm also upgrading the status displays. He'll be able to access tactical data from the armrest.

Lieutenant Malcolm Reed:
If you really want to improve tactical readiness, why don't you help me with this protocol?

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
I'm a little busy right now, Malcolm.

Lieutenant Malcolm Reed:
It's a chair!

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
It's the Captain's chair! It's just as important as your... Reed alert.

Lieutenant Malcolm Reed:
'Reed alert' - that's not bad...