Enterprise2001

Ensign Hoshi Sato:
Ever since I used that transporter, nothing has been the way that it's supposed to be. I couldn't translate a simple bimodal syntax, but Crewman Baird could. Crewman Baird doesn't know the first thing about our linguistic database. And Captain Archer told me to stay in my quarters... but my mirror doesn't want to give me a solid reflection, and my shower can't decide whether to bounce off me or go through me. And nobody wants to talk to me.