Entourage2004

Ari Gold:
[leaves his office] Where am I going?

Emily:
Ari, you're twenty minutes late already. Ari, I need to talk to you about something.

Ari Gold:
Walk with me.

Emily:
[starts walking] Vince and the guys are going to a party at Josh Weinstein's.

Ari Gold:
Who's Josh Weinstein?

Emily:
Are you joking? He's your old assistant.

Ari Gold:
I have *many* old assistants.

Emily:
All right, two before me. Before Jackie, after Jerod.

Ari Gold:
Ah-ha, my "J" phase. I think I fired him for stealing pens. Why do I care about Josh?

Emily:
Well, now he's an agent at Triad. And he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.

[Ari spins around and starts back to his office]

Ari Gold:
That's why no more guys! You fire a guy, you create a rival. You fire a woman, you create a housewife.

Emily:
That's sweet. You're still late.

Ari Gold:
Hold all my calls. And get Mini-Vince on the phone.