Entourage2004

Ari Gold:
Does your boss know your using his house for a party? Cause I just put a call into him. Yeah, we went to school together. I helped cheat on his economics final or he wouldn't have graduated so he owes me big-time.

Ari Gold:
You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother f***ing clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-B*tch-Boy? Call Josh Weinf***, the lightweight pen-stealing f***face.

Ari Gold:
[tastes Josh's drink and pours it out] That's awful.