Even Stevens1999

Ren Stevens:
[flashback, reading from Louis' script, unknowingly] It was Sir Francis Bacon who said knowledge is the ultimate power, but clearly Bacon never experienced the power of Larry Beale's body odor. [the audience laughs. Ren stops for a minute]

Tawny Dean:
Keep reading.

Ren Stevens:
[laughs nervously] It's true! In fact, last week a Realtor told Larry's parents that his b.o. was affecting the resale value of their house. [the audience laughs again] But it's really not my style, and personally attack my opponent, so if you'll turn your attention to the weasel at my right, I'd like to talk about the cafeteria food, and the ill affects of pornitritian. [shows a picture of a sumo wrestler with Larry Beale's head. Everybody laughs, even the principal] Larry Beale's G.P.A. has been dropping, well, since the third grade! [Louis and Tawny laughs loudly from behind her, as does the audience in the front] Question: do I want an irresponsible student policy monitor? I didn't think so! [the audience claps ecstatically]