Even Stevens1999
Louis Stevens:
Oh, Tawny, please don't worry about it. I always find a way. [burst into song] I'm not strong, I'm not fast, when it comes to endurance, I just can't last! So I'll get out of gym, like I have in the past!
Alan Twitty:
Like the time you wore that useful bodycast!
Louis Stevens:
I always find a way!
Alan Twitty, Tawny Dean:
[chorus] He always finds a way!
Tawny Dean:
No one can produce an excellent excuse like you!
Louis Stevens:
What can I say?
Louis Stevens, Alan Twitty, Tawny Dean:
[chorus] He always finds a way!
Tawny Dean:
A pathetic wheeze, a powerful sneeze... [Louis coughs]
Alan Twitty:
Like the time he fills your ears up with cottage cheese!
Louis Stevens:
And said it was because of my sweat allergies! That one got me out of gym with ease. [chorus] I always find a way!
Alan Twitty, Tawny Dean, Other Students:
He always finds a way! He can easily create ways to abbreviate! His gym period stay.
Louis Stevens, Alan Twitty, Tawny Dean:
[chorus] He always finds a way! He always finds a way!
Coach Tugnut:
[pops up from inside a locker] But not today!
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