Even Stevens1999

Louis Stevens:
Oh, Tawny, please don't worry about it. I always find a way. [burst into song] I'm not strong, I'm not fast, when it comes to endurance, I just can't last! So I'll get out of gym, like I have in the past!

Alan Twitty:
Like the time you wore that useful bodycast!

Louis Stevens:
I always find a way!

Alan Twitty, Tawny Dean:
[chorus] He always finds a way!

Tawny Dean:
No one can produce an excellent excuse like you!

Louis Stevens:
What can I say?

Louis Stevens, Alan Twitty, Tawny Dean:
[chorus] He always finds a way!

Tawny Dean:
A pathetic wheeze, a powerful sneeze... [Louis coughs]

Alan Twitty:
Like the time he fills your ears up with cottage cheese!

Louis Stevens:
And said it was because of my sweat allergies! That one got me out of gym with ease. [chorus] I always find a way!

Alan Twitty, Tawny Dean, Other Students:
He always finds a way! He can easily create ways to abbreviate! His gym period stay.

Louis Stevens, Alan Twitty, Tawny Dean:
[chorus] He always finds a way! He always finds a way!

Coach Tugnut:
[pops up from inside a locker] But not today!