Even Stevens1999

Coach Tugnut:
You may not take this seriously, boy, but we all owe a debt and gratitude to your brother, the great Donnie Stevens. The boy... no... the man who still holds the state record for the hundred yard dash...

Louis Stevens:
And the record in our house for the longest time spent in front of the mirror. [Louis and Twitty laughs]

Coach Tugnut:
Now that he's gone to high school, there's a huge void in our sports program...

Larry Beale:
Donnie Stevens is over. It's my turn now.

Coach Tugnut:
...We need to find a man among you boys. A man who is willing to be all that he can be. Who can step up to the plate and carry on the winning tradition Donnie Stevens started here at Lawrence. If that man is out there... Coach Tugnut wants you. [Louis and Twitty laughs again] And right face! Bow your heads. All of you! [Tugnut takes off his hat and wears a sad expression. There is a big banner of Donnie up on the wall, doing different kind of sports. It says "I Play Because I can."]

Coach Tugnut:
[sadly] Okay, everybody, out on the track. Go!