Even Stevens1999

[Squrielli looks over Ren's resume]

Norman Squirelli:
[to Ren] Impressive r?sum?.

Ren Stevens:
Thank you.

[Squirelli crumples up Ren's r?sum? in front of her]

Norman Squirelli:
[as he places a slice of toast into a toaster on his desk using tongs] You ever made toast before, Ren Stevens?

Ren Stevens:
Um... sure. Every morning.

Norman Squirelli:
I meant professionally.

Ren Stevens:
Oh... um. Well, I had a lemonade stand once and I thought about serving toast. But um...

[the two are rudely interrupted when an employee burst into Norman's office grabbing a fresh bag of bread]

Norman Squirelli:
Ren, forget everything that you *think* you know about making toast. Because we just don't *sell* toast. We sell a whole new world!

Norman Squirelli:
[struggles to get out from behind his desk and eventually succeeds] We sell fun... and... and... energy... and... and the whole toast lifestyle!

[as the toast pops out of the toaster, Norman grabs a plate and quickly spins around as the slice of toast lands perfectly on the plate]

Ren Stevens:
[amazed] Wow! You're really good!

Norman Squirelli:
[as he puts the plate down] It's all about professionalism.