Everwood2002

Laynie Hart:
I hate that the egg rolls at Gino Chang's smell like lasagna.

Ephram:
I hate that everything's a fest. Thaw fest, fly fest, pie fest. What does that even mean? What's so festive about catching a fish or watching a guy melt?

Laynie Hart:
I hate that they call it "Main Street" even though it's pretty much the only one. Why don't they just call it "Street"?

Ephram:
Do you have a subway map of another city covering one of the walls in your room?

Laynie Hart:
Do you pick colleges based on how far away they are from here?

Ephram:
Have you ever had that dream where you're trapped in a sewer for life, and you wake up and you're disappointed that you're still in Everwood?

Laynie Hart:
Do you have a packed bag and a plane ticket in your room?

Ephram:
Oh come on.

Laynie Hart:
You don't believe me? I'll show you!

Ephram:
No, I believe you. I've kept the bag around for a while, I just haven't gotten around to buying the ticket yet.