Exes & Ohs2006

Jennifer:
[Sam enters Jennifer's apartment] I'm working, Sam.

Sam:
You're pissed that Charlie went for me, instead of you. Okay, I get it. I warned you that your heart was still fragile.

Jennifer:
This is not about me.

Sam:
Well, you're the one that who wanted to make this a competition.

Jennifer:
Yeah, but then you and your tied up shirt, and you showing yourself off - you kept going, even after she insulted me. Do you have to conquer every girl, no matter what?

Sam:
Are you calling me a slut?

Jennifer:
Am I saying slut?

Sam:
No, worse. You're thinking it.

Jennifer:
I was not thinking you were a slut. You were thinking that I was thinking you were a slut-...

Sam:
[raises her voice] Okay, what would make me not a slut, Jen? Not having sex for thirteen months?

Jennifer:
Just because I haven't slept with anyone since Sienna-...

Sam:
And just because I slept with two whole people the last week... Look, being able to have sex without becoming emotionally involved, isn't a bad thing.

Jennifer:
Yeah, as long as your needs are being met, to hell with what anyone else feels.

Sam:
So, this isn't just about that Charlie-thing anymore, now is it? [beat] Look, you and I did not break up because of some dumb-ass drunken make-out session at a college party. And Sienna she left you a long time ago before we caught in that steam room with Emily.

Jennifer:
[raises her voice] Wait, and somehow this is my fault? She and I-...

Sam:
Because you so hate conflict!

Jennifer:
Am I having some of it now, aren't I?

Sam:
[louder] Oh yeah, you're good, aren't ya? 8 years later. It's about time that yo-...

Jennifer:
[louder] You were perfectly fine and willing to let it go, as long as you don't have to confront the fact, that you've actually hurt someone!

Sam:
Instead of dealing with things as they come up, which might actually start - OH MY GOD - an argument, you lie to yourself, Jen. And you tell yourself that everything is just fine!

Jennifer:
Tell me how, I should've known everything was not fine, when you and I were making plans to get an apartment together after college!

Sam:
Oh my - [yelling] Well, I wasn't ready to marry you!

Jennifer:
[yelling] I wasn't asking! [beat] But what if where were headed felt too much of an commitment for you, you should've said something.

Sam:
[quiet] I tried [starts to leave]

Jennifer:
[beat] Yeah, by shoving your tongue down Kacey Black's throat.