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BAFTA Executive:
Well, well, well. The Three Stooges.

Andy Millman:
[laughs]

BAFTA Executive:
Sorry, something funny?

Andy Millman:
Just you're joke...

BAFTA Executive:
Shut up.

BAFTA Executive:
[at Ronnie Corbett] Corbett. Always bloody Corbett. Is this it, or is there anymore?

Ronnie Corbett:
[hands over bag of cocaine] Just a bit of whizz, to blow away the cobwebs.

BAFTA Executive:
Where did you get it?

Ronnie Corbett:
Don't remember.

BAFTA Executive:
Now don't bullshit me. Where did you get it? Was it from Moria Stuart?

Ronnie Corbett:
You don't get it, do you mate? I don't remember!

BAFTA Executive:
Well here's something you will remember. You're banned from BAFTA. You can never win a BAFTA now.

Andy Millman:
What? Me as well?

BAFTA Executive:
Yes. All of you. And you can't attend any of our events. You can't come to the Film BAFTA's, you can't come to the TV BAFTA's and you can't even come to the Children's BAFTA's

Ronnie Corbett:
What about the Welsh BAFTA's?

BAFTA Executive:
Would you come to the Welsh BAFTA's if you were asked?

Ronnie Corbett:
Probably.

BAFTA Executive:
You'll be expecting a call.

Darren Lamb:
[points at Andy] He'll come to the Welsh BAFTA's if you want.

BAFTA Executive:
Sorry. We're looking for actors with more skill.

Darren Lamb:
Make's sense.

Andy Millman:
[Looks at Darren] Make's sense?

Darren Lamb:
Well I was only trying to...

Andy Millman:
Yeah... you... idiot!