Extras2005

Darren Lamb:
Annoyingly, they didn't go with the 'giving the kid an Xbox' angle.

Andy Millman:
What angle did they go with then?

Darren Lamb:
[holding up a newspaper] "TV bully kicks dwarf in face."

Andy Millman:
Accurate. But, as you say, there's no such thing as bad publicity, is there?

Darren Lamb:
[reading another newspaper headline] "Pick on someone your own size fatty."

Andy Millman:
Oh, I guess there is.

Darren Lamb:
Oh look, this is the worst one. "Suicide Bombers get lotto funding."

Andy Millman:
What's that got to do with me?

Darren Lamb:
Nothing... I mean, it's just shocking, isn't it? [Andy sighs]

Darren Lamb:
Look at this one... "Gypsies are eating our pets".