Extras2005

Maggie Jacobs:
[trying to persuade Andy to ask Ross Kemp for a line] Just talk to him. Tell him you loved him in Eastenders, Ultimate Force, Spandau Ballet...

Andy Millman:
He wasn't in Spandau Ballet. You're thinking of Martin Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs:
Aren't they brothers?

Andy Millman:
In Spandau Ballet, it's Martin Kemp and Gary Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs:
So who's this one?

Andy Millman:
Ross Kemp.

Maggie Jacobs:
Who's his brother?

Andy Millman:
I... I don't know if he's got a brother.

Maggie Jacobs:
Yes, he has. The bald one, looks just like him, works in the Queen Vic.

Andy Millman:
Phil Mitchell?

Maggie Jacobs:
Yes.

Andy Millman:
Well, they're brothers on the show but they're not brothers in real life.

Maggie Jacobs:
Yes, they are! They're the Mitchell brothers.

Andy Millman:
[getting exasperated] What do you mean the Mitchell brothers? You know his name's Ross Kemp!

[Maggie is still looking very puzzled]

Andy Millman:
What bit's confusing you?

Maggie Jacobs:
[after a pause. mumbles] The brothers.

Andy Millman:
The brothers.

[an extra walks by wearing a futuristic sci-fi costume]

Andy Millman:
Is that confusing you too? Do you think we've landed in the future?

Maggie Jacobs:
Shut your face!