Extreme Ghostbusters1997

Garrett Miller:
So, what's the deal? I thought this was Egon Spengler's class "Paranormal Phenomena 101".

Kylie:
You thought right.

Garrett Miller:
Popular class, huh? [Garrett notices what's Kyile is reading] "Spengler's Spirit Guide". Cool.

Kylie:
You've read it?

Garrett Miller:
Nah, but I heard all about Spengler. He's an OGB as in "Original Ghostbuster". Ha, ha. I wanna hear all about how they all kicked ghost butt. [Eduardo walks in] Man, if I ever got a chance to zap one of these suckers. [Garret makes zapping noises]

Eduardo:
Yeah, right. Ghosts. Any moron with half a brain cell knows they don't even exist. I mean, you got to be a... [Eduardo notices Kylie's books]

Garrett Miller:
Real slick. Open mouth, insert foot.

Kylie:
So, why are you taking this class, Mr. "half-a-brain-cell"?

Eduardo:
The names... Eduardo. And I'm taking because it's what's known as an "easy A".

Garrett Miller:
[Roland walks in] What about you, bro? You're here for the "easy A"?

Roland Jackson:
Easy "A"? I don't really follow rap music that much.

Eduardo:
He's asking you do you believe in "Ghosts"?

Roland Jackson:
Well, I never 'seen' one, but I'm open to the possibility. Now, what I 'have' seen is the Ecto-1. That was the Ghostbusters car in an auto show. Man, these guys have some incredible hardware like those ghost-blasting things.

Dr. Egon Spengler:
[Egon walks in] Proton guns. Actually, to be more accurate: Ectoplasmic molecular displacement beams.

Kylie:
It's him! Egon Spengler!

Eduardo:
I'm all a twitter.