Extreme Ghostbusters1997

Roland Jackson:
So Garrett, how reality-based is your story?

Kylie Griffin:
I think what Roland is politely fishing for is... we're in it, right?

Eduardo Rivera:
Yeah, we're in it... for about a page... then we die... squealing for mercy.

Roland Jackson:
We what?

Eduardo Rivera:
Well, not all of us. The handsome guy in the wheelchair lives.

Kylie Griffin:
What a shock.

Roland Jackson:
It's okay, Garrett. I'm sure you have artistic reasons.

Kylie Griffin:
Roland, don't be such a simp!

Garrett Miller:
Hey, don't take it personally, guys, it's just more commercial with one hero. Besides, I get to avenge your deaths.

Kylie Griffin:
Garrett, you made us squeal for mercy. I am 'not' a squealer.

Garrett Miller:
Tell you what, i'll bring you back as ghosts in the sequel. Promise.