Family Matters1989

[Steve is wasted]

Laura:
Steve...

Steve Urkel:
Laura! Oh, you're a sore for sight eyes!

Laura:
Are you all right?

Steve Urkel:
Swell, Punch! I want more Punch! Anybody have more punch?

Laura:
Steve, Calm Down!

Steve Urkel:
[as Waldo hands Steve a cup of the spiked punch] Why should I Laura, I'm the pife of the larty! [splashes Waldo with the spiked punch]

Steve Urkel:
[Steve is still wasted] Ooh the Durkel!

Laura:
Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him!

Waldo:
Willie told me not to tell.

Laura:
Tell what?

Waldo:
That he spiked Urkel's punch.

Laura:
WHAT?

Waldo:
I said he... Hey, you can't trick me!

Steve Urkel:
Come on everybody, let's ooh the durkel!

[Steve climbs on the ledge of the roof]

Rachel Crawford:
Steve!, Steve! Get down from there!

Steve Urkel:
Hey, you gotta get up if want to get dow... oh...

[guests scream as Steve falls off the edge of the roof]

Steve Urkel:
Help!, Help!

Laura:
Steve, are you okay?

Steve Urkel:
[Hanging on a ledge] I've fallen and I can't get up!