Family Matters

Family Matters1989

Family Matters is an American sitcom series that originated on ABC from September 22, 1989 to May 9, 1997, before moving to CBS from September 19, 1997 to July 17, 1998. A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family,… more »



Harriette Winslow:
So Oona... how are things in Altoona?

Aunt Oona:
Well... not good, my kitchen exploded.

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow:
How'd that happen?

Aunt Oona:
The gas pipe broke when my living room flooded.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Oh, well how did that happen?

Aunt Oona:
The water main snapped when the roof collapsed.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Yeah but if you...

Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel:
Forget it, Carl, it's quicksand.

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