Family Matters1989

Harriette Winslow:
What a miserable evening.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Calm down, Harriette, you're overreacting.

Harriette Winslow:
I am not! I don't ever want to go to that restaurant again

Carl Otis Winslow:
[to himself] That's just was well because we might not be allowed to go back into that restaurant again.

Harriette Winslow:
WHAT?

Carl Otis Winslow:
Oh nothing, never mind!

Harriette Winslow:
Oh no no no. Don't nothing, never mind me, Carl. If you have something to say, just spit it out.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Alright Harriette, you were a liiiiiiiittle abrasive tonight.

Harriette Winslow:
Abrasive? I was not abrasive.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Well yeah. Maybe abrasive is the wrong word. Maybe a better word is Loud.

Harriette Winslow:
LOUD?

Carl Otis Winslow:
Like that. And you got LOUDER every time you made the Maitre D move us to another table.

Harriette Winslow:
Carl, out first table was next to the entrance where everybody was waiting to be seated. I do not like 30 people hanging around my shoulder, saying "Hey Senora, can you eat a little faster?"

Carl Otis Winslow:
I understand that. So they picked up all our stuff and moved us.

Harriette Winslow:
Yeah. right next to the bathroom. Ordinarily, I like a table right next to the water. Not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank.

Carl Otis Winslow:
I understand that. So they picked up all out stuff and moved us again.

Harriette Winslow:
And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker.

Carl Otis Winslow:
You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette.

Harriette Winslow:
I simply put out his cigar.

Carl Otis Winslow:
In his soup.

Harriette Winslow:
Did I embarrass you, Carl? Is that the problem?

Carl Otis Winslow:
Yes, Harriette! To be quite frank I was embarrassed and so were all the other customers.

Harriette Winslow:
No, they weren't.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Harriette, they applauded when we left. The valet gave me a tip.

Harriette Winslow:
[retrieves a coupon from her purse] Ohhh no no no, Carl! You're wrong, the maitre'd gave me a two for one coupon.