Family Matters1989

Carl Otis Winslow:
Tell me Harriet, before I left for work this morning, did I or did I not tell Edward to empty the trash can?

Harriette Winslow:
Yes you did.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Well guess what Harriet, it's not empty. It is not empty at all. In fact, do you know what it is Harriet?

Harriette Winslow:
Full?

Carl Otis Winslow:
It's full, Harriet! Heapingly, overflowingly, full!

Harriette Winslow:
So what you're saying is... it's full.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Don't get cute with me Harriet. I want to know why my instructions were not followed.

Harriette Winslow:
Well, Eddie said something came up, but he promised he'd empty the trash tomorrow.

Carl Otis Winslow:
Tomorrow. It's always tomorrow with that boy! Take out the trash Edward, "Tomorrow Dad!" Clean up your room Edward. "Tomorrow Dad!" Pass the salt, Edward. "Tomorrow Dad!"