Family Matters1989

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow:
Dad, when are we leaving?

Carl:
What are you talking about? We're having big fun here.

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow:
Oh really, why wasn't I told?

Carl:
Are you implying that you're not having a good time?

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow:
[Stands up] Dad, I'm not implying. I'm telling you straight out, I hate this.

Carl:
[Stands up and faces Eddie] Why?

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow:
Well for one thing, I can't feel my toes.

Steve Urkel:
Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. Oh when he shows up, it's amputation time.

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow:
Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes.

Steve Urkel:
Well the good news is, my dad will do the operation for you. The bad news is, he'll charge you an arm and a leg.

[laughs and snorts]