Family Matters1989

Steven Quincy Urkel:
Look, you've got this big bed. Why can't we share?

Laura Lee Winslow:
Does shag carpet also make you crazy? Forget it, Steve.

Steven Quincy Urkel:
Well, then where am I gonna sleep?

Laura Lee Winslow:
I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Grab a blanket and go sleep in the bathtub.

Steven Quincy Urkel:
But Laura...

Laura Lee Winslow:
Go!

Steven Quincy Urkel:
[Grabs a blanket and a pillow and heads to the bathroom only to rush back out seconds later] No!

[Thunderclap]

Steven Quincy Urkel:
I will *not* sleep in the bathtub! *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub!

Laura Lee Winslow:
What?

Steven Quincy Urkel:
I wasn't the one who overslept, Ms. Rip Van Winslow. I tried to help you!

Laura Lee Winslow:
I know...

Steven Quincy Urkel:
Don't interrupt me! Then, I drove you here in *my* car, and were you pleasant company? No!

Laura Lee Winslow:
Steve...

Steven Quincy Urkel:
I'm not through! Then, you broke my car, and it cost me every cent I got to fix it and rent this "delightful" room here at the "Fleabag Inn".

Laura Lee Winslow:
Steve, if...

Steven Quincy Urkel:
Oh, put a cork in it, Missy! Look, I love you with all my heart, but just because you don't love me back doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt! I'm a person, and I have feelings, and I demand to be treated with respect and dignity!